“How did Jeffree Star get so many friends!?”
“OMG 30,000 friends. EW Who would be his friend?”
Well my friends I will tell you how they became so popular, even if they are ugly… which is probably 90% of the MySpace Whore population.
What defines a MySpace Whore?
A MySpace Whore is someone who posts bulletin after bulletin with friend trains, w4w, and saying whore me whore me! We will get into what those mean a little later on.
How do they get friends spamming?
Well if your a MySpace Whore its not considered spamming, its considered whoring. If you post a bulletin saying “W4W” people will mail you and say “Heres my whore code, post it, and I will post yours”. You then get the code that they give you, and put it in a bulletin with a crazy title like
“My cat crapped on Paris Hilton and THIS dude ate it”
then the people look at the bulletin and add the friend, then the person that you whored, posts your whore code and you get hella adds in return.
Where do I get a whore code at?
MySpaceWhoreCode.com is a great place for whore codes in my opinion, and it will tell you everything to do right there.
Will being a MySpace Whore get my famous?
YES, it will. Below is a video of a MySpacer, made famous by whoring little teens.
That was “I like your hair by Scott Vanity”. That could be you!
So you started w4wing people, but you want more adds faster.
What do you do?
Whore Trains.
MSfan.com is a great place for all of your whore train needs. Simply create a train, and post it in a bulletin. Other people join and post your train, and then when they post it you are the top rider on it, and they add you first. Also if you join tons and tons of trains, you will be on those trains which are then posted, giving you the loosest myspace pussy around. I have gotten 600-700 adds a day just being the top rider on trains.
What can I do with all my friends!?
You can post bulletins saying how your life is worthless, and you receive sympathy. You can post a bulletin saying “Lego Rule” and get 20 messages saying “Totally” and “PSSHHYeah!”
And you get to feel accepted in the world. Its nice, great suicide prevention method.
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Raves. I am sure you have heard the term before, or have had friends that have been to them. Or even likely as well, you may have even been to one… or even more.
First off, lets go to the only rule of raving.
P.L.U.R
This stands for Peace. Love. Unity. & Respect.
It speaks for itself. Treats others how you would like to be treated is a more common version, except this rule makes it so everyone is equal, and united, and feels one with everyone. People that have trouble with this rule often use an enhancer to feel more united.
This brings us to our next topic.
Alright so that picture doesn’t have a ton to do with what we are talking about, but, hey, its funny right?
Ecstasy is the drug of choice for raving. Personally I have never taken ecstasy but I hear great things, I won’t lie to you. Ecstasy is classified as a hallucinatory, but I would put it in a class in itself. Ecstasy is more often than not, just a mix of crack, ketamine, MDMA, and Salvia Divinorum extract. The crack settles your body, the ketamine makes all the lights and techno music (that is more often than not cranked up so loud you can’t think) feel so euphoric, the MDMA makes your insides feel as if they are turning inside out with butterflies, and the salvia divinorum extract makes the visuals appear and causes confusion. Thats Ecstasy friends
Ecstasy usually costs 10 bucks a pill. One pill is usually enough for an hour or two, but I know people that have taken 10-20 pills and feel great afterwards. I believe it takes 30 mins or so until you feel effects, and the peak is 20-30 minutes, and the comedown is 50-70 minutes. But its not a bad comedown, such as one you would have on crack or heroin where you crave the drug, and have horrible pains because you are in dire need of the drug.
Our third segment is on CANDY! Candy is the currency of ravers. Beads, bracelets, necklaces.
Candy Kids
You can tell by the picture the teens are dressed in beads, and colorful outfits. Ravers more often than not have a creative outfit, TONS of beads all over, and a pacifier and glow sticks. I know it sounds cliche but its usually true.
Finally, our last part.
THE MUSIC!!
That was “I Love Techno 2006, in Italy”
It consisted of DJ Tiesto, who is one of the most respected techno artists in the industry.
Rave music can consist of Techno, Electro, and Synth rock.
The genres branch out into MANY genres, which we will get into later!
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I found The Simpsons Movie online!!
I have found it a few times, but it gets deleted. Every time it gets deleted I will replace the link here! If it gets deleted before I know about it, comment this post and tell me!!
Here is the current link below to The Simpsons Movie!