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“How did Jeffree Star get so many friends!?”
“OMG 30,000 friends. EW Who would be his friend?”
Well my friends I will tell you how they became so popular, even if they are ugly… which is probably 90% of the MySpace Whore population.

What defines a MySpace Whore?

A MySpace Whore is someone who posts bulletin after bulletin with friend trains, w4w, and saying whore me whore me! We will get into what those mean a little later on.

How do they get friends spamming?
Well if your a MySpace Whore its not considered spamming, its considered whoring. If you post a bulletin saying “W4W” people will mail you and say “Heres my whore code, post it, and I will post yours”. You then get the code that they give you, and put it in a bulletin with a crazy title like
“My cat crapped on Paris Hilton and THIS dude ate it”
then the people look at the bulletin and add the friend, then the person that you whored, posts your whore code and you get hella adds in return.

Where do I get a whore code at?
MySpaceWhoreCode.com is a great place for whore codes in my opinion, and it will tell you everything to do right there.

Will being a MySpace Whore get my famous?
YES, it will. Below is a video of a MySpacer, made famous by whoring little teens.

That was “I like your hair by Scott Vanity”.
That could be you!

So you started w4wing people, but you want more adds faster.
What do you do?

Whore Trains.

MSfan.com is a great place for all of your whore train needs. Simply create a train, and post it in a bulletin. Other people join and post your train, and then when they post it you are the top rider on it, and they add you first. Also if you join tons and tons of trains, you will be on those trains which are then posted, giving you the loosest myspace pussy around. I have gotten 600-700 adds a day just being the top rider on trains.

What can I do with all my friends!?

You can post bulletins saying how your life is worthless, and you receive sympathy. You can post a bulletin saying “Lego Rule” and get 20 messages saying “Totally” and “PSSHHYeah!”
And you get to feel accepted in the world. Its nice, great suicide prevention method.

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